Congratulations. It looks like you've just come across the teeshirt you are going to wear every day, all summer long.
Painstakingly screenprinted in a split-fountain fashion by expert doctors and scientists in a space-age lab. Don't let your eyes deceive you. That's a hot neon pink to a soothing electric blue graphic printed upon a deluxe 100% cotton tee.
We only made 20 of these. So if we're out of your size, it's time to lose or gain some pounds because you need this shirt. Don't like white? Tie-dye the bastard! Just get em while the gettin's good.
Because when push comes to shove, Friday is just, like, a state of mind, man.